What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 24.06.2025 01:59
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are your funniest "lost in translation" moments if you grew up speaking more than one language?
No, not a chance
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
What kinds of books should a 19 years old girl read?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Loons and Moons
Can you show pictures of your penis, big or small?
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
Former Packers WR makes long touchdown in UFL championship - Acme Packing Company
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No go.
So they tried
Can you share something that captivates you, whether it's an idea, a discovery, or an invention?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What are scads fish? What types are there?
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Freaks and Cheeks
What are some life hacks for living on your own?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Scientists discover 230 new giant viruses that shape ocean life and health - Phys.org
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Volcano Found Hiding 'In Plain Sight' Right Next to NASA Mars Rover - ScienceAlert
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Wrongly deported Kilmar Abrego Garcia returning to U.S. to face criminal charges - Axios